honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:
Note: I’m going to Egypt from March 31-April 13th. I will still post quotes, skits and episode reviews but this schedule will be THREE weeks long.
To see the previous schedule click here:
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Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):
Sun. March 24, 2024 12a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.
12:30a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"
Sun. March 31, 2024 12a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.
12:30a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.
Sun. April 6, 2024 12a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.
12:30a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.
(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)
This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.
Mon. March 25, 2024 12a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."
Mon. April 1, 2024 12a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.
Mon. April 8, 2024 12a #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.
(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):
Tue. March 26, 2024 1:30a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.
Wed. March 27, 2024 1:30a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.
Thu. March 28, 2024 1:30a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."
Fri. March 29, 2024 1:30a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.
Sat. March 30, 2024 1:30a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.
Tue. April 2, 2024 1:30a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.
Wed. April 3, 2024 1:30a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.
Thu. April 4, 2024 1:30a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.
Fri. April 5, 2024 1:30a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.
Sat. April 6, 2024 1:30a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.
Tue. April 9, 2024 1:30a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.
Wed. April 10, 2024 1:30a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.
Thu. April 11, 2024 1:30a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.
Fri. April 12, 2024 1:30a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.
Sat. April 13, 2024 1:30a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"
Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.
*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
